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Prison vs Work

IN PRISON     you spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell.
AT WORK     you spend most of your time in a 6×8 cubicle.

IN PRISON     you get three meals a day.
AT WORK     you only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON     you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK     you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON     a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK     you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON     you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK     you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON     you get your own toilet.
AT WORK     you have to share.

IN PRISON     they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK     you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON     all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK     you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON     you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK     you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON     there are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK     they are called managers.

(Erwin Siegrist)

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  1. August 4, 2008 at 10:51 am

    Ahahaha…it means, better in prison than at work right?😀
    nice joke, Mrs.Yani…bright my day😀

  2. avan
    August 4, 2008 at 6:09 pm

    IN PRISON: you work to kill time
    AT WORK: you pretend to work to kill time

    IN PRISON: you sleep most of the time
    AT WORK: you are mostly asleep all the time
    🙂

    Mbak Yani udah mulai ngeblog. Bagus deh klo semua dosen IF ngeblog.

  3. aquataine
    August 5, 2008 at 2:39 am

    IN PRISON: you can’t resign
    AT WORK : yep, you can resign anytime

  4. yaniwid
    August 5, 2008 at 7:55 am

    Aha! Tambahannya menarik juga..🙂
    Hi Avan, apa kabar ?

  5. avan
    August 5, 2008 at 5:17 pm

    Tambahin lagi deh:

    IN PRISON: you are tired all the time
    AT WORK: if you are tired twice, then you are … retired!!🙂

    Alhamdulillah baek Mbak.

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