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If you were a computer…

  • You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel.
  • You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it!
  • You could improve your appearance by adjusting the display settings.
  • You could turn off the speakers when life gets too noisy.
  • You could click on “find” (Ctrl, F) to recover your lost remote control and car keys.
  • To get your daily exercise, just click on “run”!
  • If you mess up your life, you could always press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start all over!


Categories: fun
  1. January 3, 2010 at 6:46 pm

    but somebody could turn you off and never turn it on again

  2. hansonputro
    January 3, 2010 at 8:05 pm

    Yg paling canggih CTRL+F, apalagi kalau pas uas 😀

  3. January 3, 2010 at 8:06 pm

    setuju sama hanson…
    paling penting itu Ctrl+F kalo lagi UAS…
    terutama kalo lagi kumpul keluarga
    “ini siapaaaa yaaaa”
    *derita kumpul keluarga di awal tahun*

  4. January 5, 2010 at 8:06 am

    you could just press ESCAPE in any situations that you don’t want to encounter … hehehe 🙂

  5. January 5, 2010 at 10:12 am

    Saya juga paling suka ctrl-F dan ESC.

    Jangan ada turn-off Pak Budi (boleh?), cukup hibernate saja.. 🙂

  6. January 17, 2010 at 10:53 am

    If I were computer, I’ll save my memories in a folder and if I need it, just open it :D. Howefer I’m forgetful .

  7. January 17, 2010 at 6:00 pm

    Wah, asal dipilih-pilih saja mana yang tetap di memori, dan mana yang bisa di-swap dulu ke hardisk… 🙂

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