A wife or a girlfriend
A doctor, a lawyer and a programmer were discussing if it’s better to have a wife or a girlfriend.
“A girlfriend is better. If you divorce your wife, that’s causing a lot of problems.”
“A wife is better. That’s secure so you don’t have to worry so much.”
“You need both. When the wife thinks you’re with your girlfriend and your girlfriend thinks you’re with your wife – then no one disturbs you while programming.”